Well as Copenhagen gets going the language from the deniers intensifies.  I think we should probably take from this that the Greens are actually winning the argument. The One World Socialist Utopian Government is shortly going to be activitated by our placemen and despite the fact that Melanie Philips has seen through our carefully planned smokescreen, we will succeed! 

After Copenhagen, the entire global population will be: 

1. Sterilised at birth, apart from the chosen few, whose parents have already proven that they can live within a strict Carbon budget. 

2. Governed by an all powerful United Nations that will abolish all the old nation states (nae luck SNP). Delegates will be elected by proportional representation. However, the only people eligible to vote will be the 'Fertile few'. 

3. Forced to wear uncomfy hair shirts and live in caves, or mud huts, where there's a shortage of caves.

4. Probably have their jobs cancelled. All 'dirty BC' (Before Copenhagen) industries will be abolished. People will be forced to take up 'Green' jobs, such as tending the local collectives herd of ruminants and sorting out their dung so that it can be burnt to heat the caves mentioned above. Those that don't comply will be sterilised, and denied a regional travel permit (did we mention you'd need one of those to leave your local collective farm?).

4. Subordinate to Polar Bears, Hedgehogs, Whales and any other species of animal that has been shown to have had a rough deal as a consequence of humanities actions. A massive truth and reconcilliation programme will be set-up, with the head of the UN world government making formal apologies to representatives of each species. 

In addition:

1. The entire population of Indonesia and North America will be swapped around, as an experiment in PC (Post Copenhagen) social justice. 

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